Well guys, hell is about to freeze over, and the world is coming to an end. Last night Jenkins made a logical statement. Yes, its true. Last night Jenkins realized why marijuana is illegal. According to Jenkin's latest theory marijuana is illegal simply because no one knows how it affects the brain. If someone were to break a bone, a doctor would be able to assess the problem, and set up a treatment plan to fix the break. This is not the case for the brain. If the brain is damaged, no one really knows how to fix it. The solution we have now is to diagnose the patient with random pharmaceuticals. Know one knows the true affects of these pharmaceuticals.
This theory pissed off Christian, because it just strengthened his argument about how messed up pharmaceuticals are. He believes all pharmaceutical companies are the root of evil within the United States. Whether he is right or wrong, he backs up this opinion very well which he is very respected for.
The rest of last night was pretty dope. While Chandler went to play some basketball, Jenkins and Justin listened to some Drake in the dark....eating chocolate cake. Don't worry they were sober. They then decided to turn on some Family Guy. Seth Macfarlane had them weak as hell when he started talking about some dancing and singing strawberry with no legs taking a shower. That show really does get the best of us.
Andrew had some buddies over to study, I think Justin told me one of them was gay, but know one knows for sure.
Toby would NEVER STOP WHISTLING. Sometimes people do things because they are good at it, and sometimes people do things because others think think they are good at it. This scenario is NEITHER! We do not know why he continues to whistle, but he does. Personally I think Andrew is going to murder him over this issue. He wont get caught, and we will never know who did it for sure, but whoever does will move to Miami and live like Dexter for the rest of their life.
All of this occurred on a Sunday night around midnight. A night in which we all knew we had to get up before 8 the next morning. This was just a normal night at the Toomer Farm.
As for me, I ran for the first time since Wednesday today and it was hard. It was only 80 degrees, but it felt like 102. I can already feel this summer's weather is going to be record hot.
Like always, if you are reading this please comment as to why you are reading it. There is no reason anyone should be reading this, well besides of the fact it is a first hand account of the greatest group to ever walk the face of the Earth.
Best Regards,
T
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